Hello and welcome. My name is Arthur Kirkland. May I be of service to you? I have a fine selection of coffins, I think I have one in the back that may fit you just perfectly!

...Oh? You're looking for some other buisness? Perhaps you would like a rather-alive friend of yours to be six feet underground? I can assure that, just say a name and pay the price~

(Magic Anon Status: None, at the moment.)

((Independant RP blog for undertaker/coffinmaker!England.))